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Vukovic irrationally a midfielder

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

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According to both the Wellington Phoenix and A-league websites, Danny Vukovic's season in-goal has escaped them. Listed as a midfielder, he's obviously been played out of position since the inaugural A-league season.

The Football Sack today contacted the Phoenix for a comment on this unusual situation. A spokesperson from the club replied

"He's not a midfielder, as any rational person would know".

This statement implies that The Football Sack are a team of rationality - and as any member on said team will tell you, we're anything but. After-all, we believe the Fury have a home advantage at AAMI Park due to the overwhelming amount of empty green seats whenever they play there.

Whilst the statement also implies the FFA, who manage the A-league website, are also irrational, we fail to believe that. Their decision making this season has been second to none, and we cannot find a flaw in anything they've ever done. Ever.