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Top 10 things safer than the Sydney defence

Sunday, October 27, 2013

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Sydney FC's defence is woeful at the moment, and Twitter unleashed last night with another one of The Football Sack's 'Things' hashtags. Here are the top ten #ThingsSaferThanTheSydneyDefence after we tweeted this:

10. Juggling with chainsaws (Chris Bates)

9.  Getting advice about supplements from Stephen Dank. (Luke Ferguson)

8. The Gaza Strip (Justin Mahon)

7. Unprotected sex with a crocodile. (Matt Marsden)

 6. Kevin Muscat's play in a game with no referee. (Alan Smithee)

5. David Moyes's job at Manchester United (Jake White)

4. Leaving your missus with John Terry (Fuss)

3. Jonathan Bru's spot in the Victory's XI. (Laurence Rosen)

2. This lottery letter from Nigeria (Tim)

1. The picture below. (Nicki)


Can you do better? Add some in the comments below.