If A-league clubs were singers/bands..

Melbourne Victory - Green Day - Huge supporter base, plenty of stadiums, plenty of hits, always reinventing themselves. The more they change the more they stay the same.

Adelaide United - Pearl Jam - Consistent at being consistent. At the top of their game early before going through a baron spell before coming good again. Always overshadowed by a bigger band.

Sydney FC - INXS - Once upon a time they were awesome, the biggest band in the land. Changes at the top however have made them boring, dull and a shadow of their former selves.

Melbourne Heart - Justin Bieber - New on the scene, plenty of hype but remains to be seen how they'll end up.

Brisbane Roar - Mumford & Sons - Little lion men who have made their way to the top but no-one knows if they're really meant to be there.

Gold Coast United - The Arctic Monkeys - Plenty of hype, 1st album was a cracker but the fans just don't come anymore.

Newcastle Jets - Backstreet Boys - They're back! But they were never actually gone in the first place. Family friendly and eager to please.

Central Coast Mariners - Has Vinnie Jones written any songs?

Wellington Phoenix - Crowded House, a tidy little NZ outfit who we've let into our own backyard. nice to watch, plenty of fans.

Perth Glory - D12 - Purple pills should definitely be popped before watching these boys play. Only then will you appreciate their true talent.

North Queensland Fury - Lady Gaga - It took a little while for people to warm to them, but can be fantastic to watch on their day. If only we weren't so thrown by what they are wearing.