With that in mind, we've come up with a great way for you to get a little bit extra out of his performances, so grab a six pack, park yourself in front of the tv and get that drinking arm nice and loose!
- Perth Glory tweets a pic of Jacob shirtless reading a match programme before the game – three fingers.
- Cleans out the opposition’s best player accidentally on purpose – two fingers
- Booked in the first 10 minutes – finish your drink
- Draws blood – two shots
- Twists an ear / nipple / random body part of another player – two fingers
- Commentator says “He’s not that type of player” – one finger
- Takes out his own player in a tackle – two fingers
- Fixes his side parting mid game – three fingers
- Assist – three fingers
- Goal – four fingers
- Three votes in the Alex Tobin Award – finish your drink
- Someone on Twitter immediately makes a joke about Thomas Broich – two fingers, unfollow them
- Makes it through 90 minutes without getting booked – drink lots, the apocalypse is coming