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The Jacob Burns drinking game

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Loved by many, hated by more, Perth Glory skipper Jacob Burns certainly divides opinion amongst A-League supporters.

With that in mind, we've come up with a great way for you to get a little bit extra out of his performances, so grab a six pack, park yourself in front of the tv and get that drinking arm nice and loose!



  • Perth Glory tweets a pic of Jacob shirtless reading a match programme before the game – three fingers.

  • Cleans out the opposition’s best player accidentally on purpose – two fingers

  • Booked in the first 10 minutes – finish your drink

  • Draws blood – two shots

  • Twists an ear / nipple / random body part of another player – two fingers

  • Commentator says “He’s not that type of player” – one finger

  • Takes out his own player in a tackle – two fingers

  • Fixes his side parting mid game – three fingers

  • Assist – three fingers

  • Goal – four fingers

  • Three votes in the Alex Tobin Award – finish your drink

  • Someone on Twitter immediately makes a joke about Thomas Broich – two fingers, unfollow them

  • Makes it through 90 minutes without getting booked – drink lots, the apocalypse is coming
Let us know how you got on via the comments section below or on Twitter!